Many claimed that British socialists are wankers and now the brits are making official! British socialists are now officially wankers!
Using Covid as an excuse to wank away the BBC, long a bastions of wankers, said “Your best sexual partner is yourself.” Citing the Terrence Higgins Trust (THT), a British charity describing itself as “the largest voluntary sector provider of HIV and sexual health services in the UK.” the BBC report was short. Ostensibly they didn’t want to get in the way of their allocated wanking time
THT took time out of their wanking sessions to claim:
The virus has been found in semen and faeces (poo), but it doesn’t appear that sex is a common way for COVID-19 to spread. However, because of its presence in semen and faeces, blow jobs and rimming may present an increased risk of infection and, obviously, physical contact during sex increases the risk of COVID-19.
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British Socialists Are Now Officially Wankers
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