Our sources tell us that Liam Neeson is secretly posting reward fliers for who ever finds his brain! Said fliers were posted immediately after Liam Neeson stated that the Aslan character in the great Christian author CS Lewis’ Narnia stories could be Buddha or moahmed.
“Aslan symbolises a Christlike figure, but he also symbolises for me Mohammed, Buddha and all the great spiritual leaders and prophets over the centuries,” says Neeson, a practising Roman Catholic.
“That’s who Aslan stands for as well as a mentor figure for kids – that’s what he means for me.”
I wonder how Liam’s mind reconciles the fact that the Afghan talibs – muslims students – destroyed the Buddha statues. Perhaps this could expalain the mind’s sudden departure.
For the select few who were told about the reward the initial excitement quickly subdued when they were informed that the reward would be proportional to the worth of the missing item.