Joe Biden doesn’t play second banana well. Sure, he knows Obama is his boss, but he dreams of the day when he will win the top spot.
Having noticed that Obama has accumulated a list of miracles ranging form turning oil into clean energy with just a word to reducing the number of uninsured from 45 million to “around 30” million, Joe Bidden decided it was time to act.
To this end, Joe Biden enlisted the help of Senator Claire MCCaskill ( D- of course, MO). Claire went on Sunday’s Chris Wallace show and stated that the reason for our bloated health care budget is the free motorized scooters paid for by Medicare and Medicaid. When asked by Wallace how does she think the disabled who have no one to push them around in a non-motorized chair will get by, she responded that we’ll just hire illegals at a buck an hour. When Wallace pointed out that will cost more money than a motorized scooter, she quickly added, “we’ll just herd them into stadiums and have Joe Biden speak to them.” In response to the incredulous look on Wallace’s face she added, “Many of them will just run out of the stadiums after the first five hours of the Biden monologue and the rest will be ordered by Joe Biden to “Get up, God love you, get up!'”