I once saw this gun hop right inside the waist band  of this Crips gangbanger. Then just out of the blue it hopped in his hand and made him pull the trigger and kill a clerk in a robbery .(continued below)

Later the evil gun that took possession of the poor Crip gangbanger also jumped in a car with him and made him kill a rival Blood gangster.

Claiming  self defense the Gun then shot at the police as they were trying to apprehend the suspect.

When brought to trial the judge a very educated and  understanding fellow saw right trough the gun’s deceit.  The Judge stated in an unimpeachable authoritative staccato voice  which brought tears to liberals eyes becasue it reminded them so much of Justice Sotomayor: “Guns Kill People! ” He let the gangbanger go and gave the gun the death penalty.

The Gun, unrepentant , shouted “…what, and let the Knives have all the fun like they do in England?”

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