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Our sources have come trough again and we got our hands on the preliminary, ad-noted, draft of Obama’s State of the Union Speech :
My fellows and Americans I came here to talk you about the glorious passage of the socialist health care bill
My fellows and Americans I would first like to welcome our newest member of the senate, the junior senator form Massachusetts Democrat Martha Coakley
My fellows and Americans I want to start by taking credit for the great economic recovery
My fellows and Americans I want to tell you that becasue we spent two trillions of dollars our unemployment rate is down to 8%
Hey Axelrod I have nothing to say! Oh I know, the old standby:
My fellows and Americans, in spite of my best efforts we still have a union. It’s America’s fault, Phokeesthan, may Allah bless my country and America.