Chuck Grassley (R) Iowa appoints himself judge, jury and executioner.

Senator Chuck "Harakiri" Grassley (R) Iowa
Senator Chuck "Harakiri" Grassley (R) Iowa

Least you believe that the moral and economic debacle in which we find ourselves is the sole creation of Democrats rest assured there are quite a few morons on the Republican side.
Oh sure we know about Specter and Snow and Susan Collins and Lindsey “I’m a conservative “ Graham and the list is unfortunately somewhat longer.
Well, folks we have a bright new star in the Republican moron constellation. His name is Chuck Grassley and he hails from Iowa, a state that has been known to produce some major political screw-ups.
Unlike the others mentioned in this article, who’s moronic behavior is restricted to mainly acts of policy this idiot, Chuck Schmuck Grassely manages to make significant innovations in the craft of proving to the world that one is in fact an utter moron.
This creature, I hesitate to call him a man not because of the new Euro-speak guidelines, but because as screwed up as we human beings ,are we do deserve a break, actually called for innocent people to commit suicide on world wide television.
Will the Senate have the moral fortitude to call for Grassley’s resignation? And yes there will be one less Republican in the Senate but it will not make an iota of difference policy wise and on the plus side there will be one less moron in the Senate.

What if a Senator called for Islamist Terrorists to commit Harakiri?

Imagine if someone actually made such a remark about Islamic Terrorists or Mexican Drug Dealers or Gangsters such as Crips or Bloods, or all mobsters? (For the record I will be the first to call for it! All those mentioned in the previous sentence either immediately change your ways or commit Harakirry, don’t bother to apologize, just do it.)

Grasseley’s selective indignation
There is no reason to  rebut the absolute depravity of Mr. Grassley calling for innocent human beings to commit suicide just to satisfy his very own demented sense of justice. The brain of normal humans, instinctively, find such a thought repugnant and repulsive, which by the way,  speaks volumes of  Mr. Grassely’s brain. It might even explain the incredible hypocrisy of his selective indignation.
Senator lets start with you! As a senator were you able to stop the apocalyptic amount of spending that this congress has committed? NO?
Did you rise up in the Senate and motion that measures should be introduced to prevent the abusive distribution of the confiscated tax payer’s funds in the form of bonuses? NO?

Politicians cost us exponentially more than the AIG bonuses

No excuses senator! Sure you were in the minority but things are hard everywhere. You weren’t good enough to do the job entrusted to you by the American people, therefore according to your own prescription for those who covered themselves in shame, what course of action should you take?
Lets go a step further, how about your fellow politicians and bureaucrats who got us in this mess, I can think of a few names in particular, such as Dodd, Barney “banking queen” Franks, Ted Keendy, Specter, Snow, Collins,Jamie Gorelick, heck the entire previous administration who, in eight years, refused to enact a single damn measure to stave off the collapse . Did you call for them to commit the same actions that you prescribed for  AIG employees ?
Yeah I know the Republicans and the Bush administration tried to fix Fannie-Mae but democrats threatened to throw evil looks their way and therefore the Republicans couldn’t do anything. Aahhhaa…

You know what senator? Knowing how bad the situation was and turning tail instead of solving it is even worse than creating it in the first place.

Why stay Republican?


Senator its people like you that make it increasingly harder for me to come up with reasons to stay Republican.
People like you Senator Grassely remind me of an old saying that I find myself repeating more often then ever before. “ If I catch my dog stealing my chickens in cahoots with the foxes, the first thing I’ll do is shoot the dog, get a good one and then Mr. Fox and his friends will be in trouble.”

You can contact the Senator here :
Washington Office
135 Hart Senate Office Building
Washington, DC 20510-1501
(202) 224-3744You can contact Senator Grassley here :

Or here

For those interested here are the Senator’s remarks :


“I suggest, you know, obviously, maybe they ought to be removed,” Grassley said. “But I would suggest the first thing that would make me feel a little bit better toward them if they’d follow the Japanese example and come before the American people and take that deep bow and say, I’m sorry, and then either do one of two things: resign or go commit suicide.

“And in the case of the Japanese, they usually commit suicide before they make any apology.

Update

ConfederateYankee did their research and found out that Sen. Grassley took $26,250 from AIG in 2007-2008 . Hmmm, is Chukee sharpening his tantō ? (I found out about this from Michelle Malkin)

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Photo from "Sketches of Japanese Manners and Customs", by J. M. W. Silver, Illustrated by Native Drawings, Reproduced in Facsimile by Means of Chromo-lithography, published in London in 1867

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